Yesterday limpeh go Tiananmen KTV because got big Taiwan towkay come to Singapore so must entertain. Fwah, they got new girls damn chio one. But maybe because limpeh long time never go liao, that's why all the girl look new. KNN, Tiananmen is gansilang expensive ok, want to cheong also must think twice.
So last night limpeh got this ATB call 苹果 "Apple", but one look at her, she not apple lor, nehneh more like pomelos! 苹果 say she part time student at MDIS, usual lah, and she very good at sing song and talk cock. Actually, you see how she hold the microphone you also steam, make limpeh wish she holding my golden mic in her hand.
Anyway, Taiwan towkay happy liao, sign contract liao, so our happy hour officially start to become happy. I tell you these Taiwanese damn hiong one, inside the room already hand want to go all over the girl, imagine go hotel really bo beh zao.
苹果 then start to tell limpeh about this angmoh guy who come to Singapore recently to give talk, the no hand no leg one, the Nick Vi-dunno what, and she think he damn satki: no hand no leg also can be millionaire, got pretty wife and have children.
Actually limpeh also think he damn satki. He no hand no leg also never end up become beggar; some Singaporean got hand got leg, every small thing also complain, say this cannot, that cannot, money no enough, want gahmen feed them. Ptui! These type of people better go jump and die better. Outside got so many thing to do, say no job. Limpeh also never complete secondary school, work like fuck, also can start own business: if I like these people I think I better let dog fuck and die on the road long time ago.
And actually, very hard to talk to 苹果 when her neh-neh keep moving in front of limpeh face. Her raisin also big big can see through her dress, see liao damn steam. But since she want to talk, talk lor.
Then limpeh also think: this Nick fella okay lah, got balls to stand in front of people to talk. He not scared people laugh, dare to tell people to dream. Other normal people also don't dare to dream, maybe only wet dream, but otherwise no ambition. Then this Nick guy dare to do thing normal people don't dare, like sky-dive.
But limpeh also think hor, this fella should be employee also. Sure must have agent manage him one, and please lah, he no hand no leg, how the fuck he write book? Use his KKJ to type on computer ah? Of course they hire someone else to write for him lah. Question is, this Nick really so solid boh, or is the writer lagi more solid that why his books can sell so many?
Agent maybe pay the writer gansilang a lot of money so he shut up and don't pichar lobang leh? Then after that, agent arrange for Nick to give talk, make a lot of millions, but in the end only pay Nick part of the money? This world is like that one: agent can always tell Nick you KPKB simi, if not for me, you eat grass liao, and what can this Nick do? LPPL follow lor.
Limpeh also do business one, know how people make use of other people. If me, also I will do that: nothing wrong mah, this is what those angmoh cunt-sultant always say "win-win" mah: I make use of Nick to make money for me, I give him money (say 20%), this how business is done. If he complain, limpeh will say "eh brother, you think hire writer write your story, publish book to sell, organise event for you to talk to people is damn easy ah, you do yourself lah!"
Once in a while also must give him bonus one lah, maybe buy him one Ferrari. But how this bugger drive the car, not limpeh problem. Limpeh is just tell him "don't say limpeh never treat you good hor!"
苹果 hear what limpeh say liao, she laugh and say limpeh very clever. Limpeh want tell her, eh, you laugh hor don't laugh until whole body fall on limpeh, neh neh rub against my hand and mouth like macham want to suck limpeh microphone liao lah. Steady lah, this one still public area, later CID come see your face on limpeh cock area how? Some more perfume smell so nice, make limpeh buay tahan, wish can piak piak her inside the room straightaway.
After that was almost 2am liao, limpeh thought enough of 苹果 cock-tease, so ask mama-san settle bill and take 苹果 go Chinatown Hotel 81. Fwah, once she take out her dress, limpeh almost come inside limpeh trouser: her pomelo and raisin big big, ripe ripe, then her down there also solid, no hair one, everything see clear. The rest is R-21, limpeh cannot tell you, but this morning 6am, limpeh almost cannot get out of bed. Shiok until limpeh think KKJ broken liao, means this week cannot anyhow cheong liao, must charge power.
So you all see, people no hand no leg also can make money, got ATB also get to know him and admire him. The rest of you must jiayou and seh-bin a bit lah, don't everything also KPKB, grow a backbone and work hard. If not you think like what limpeh father everytime say ah, "KNNCCB, you think money will drop from sky ah!"
